emil:

regicide1997:

eggfragg:

emil:

*takes out my gougar counter and it starts going wild*

I’m not sure what a gougar counter I but I’ve heard of Geiger counter.

i assume it detects cougars (as in, attractive older women).

WRONG

IT WAS A GOUGER

kaijuno:

Think about this video every day of my life

wolftyla:

i just want to travel and live a private life with my lover.

ruinedchildhood:

andthatsthe:

ruinedchildhood:

No one got a powderpuff girl one??????

What are you buying? 🥶🍦

moniquill:

zackisontumblr:

no more stress thanks, i’m full

thelighthousewatcher:

koncreates:

It’s hard having the soul of a sugar daddy but the wallet of a college student.

I want to buy people things they want and I want to send people money for bills on occasion but

I can hear that picture

kingscrown666:

friendly-animals:

(Source)

THE ADORBS

idouggie:

theshitneyspears:

Me at 2 AM: I’m bored

My brain: ur gonna masturbate aren’t ya?

Me:

🤷🏾‍♂️